im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
