We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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