Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
BRING THE BAGELS
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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