I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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