I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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