But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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