You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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