My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
A bitchslap is in order.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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