Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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