I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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