if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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