hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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