You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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