Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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