so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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