love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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