Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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