There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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