I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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