Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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