I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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