8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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