did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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