pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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