Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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