she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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