mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you win again, gameday.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
