This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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