I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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