He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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