my mouth tastes like poor choices
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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