He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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