Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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