i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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