I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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