I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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