normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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