I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
If I die, sorry about rent.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
