kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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