We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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