I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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