And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni