Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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I think your dad took our porno
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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