...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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