Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We left an ass print on the piano.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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