I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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