K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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