just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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