Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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