the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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