I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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