everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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