elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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