Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
