They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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